In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, that's the best place to plan the end of the world.

You made cookies, and didn't offer me any!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I didn't think you'd like them. I used a secret ingredient.

You killed all the awesome old people in the world!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i was fixing overpopulation.

you wrote all over my laptop screen.

 

[IDBash]

In my defense, they were playing some good beats and I am not Jewish...

You ripped out my beard!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

in my defense, it was ugly
your power level was OVER 9000!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was fake (and obviously so)
In my defense, I'm awesome like that

You ripped off my face!!!
Edit: ninja'd

 

[Woburn]

In my defense, you look much better now.

You took the cookie from the cookie jar.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wasn't going to take it from your hand. You never wash them.

You didn't give me claws!

 

[dalek sec]

In my defense it was fun!

You broke my DS!

 

[dalek sec]

In my defence you didn't want it anymore.

You tried to steal the stargate!

 

[Scrambles the Death-Dealer]

In my defence I was eating a block of cheese so my words were slurred.

You tried to move into my wardrobe!

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defence I am currently going through a phase of posting useing 1 finger and only typing 1 letter between meals.

You spread peanut butter on Yahtzees hard drive.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, NOT EVERYONE'S GRAMMAR CAN BE PERFECT ALL THE TIME, SO THERE.

You freed Cthulhu from his watery tomb!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I am a cultist. What did you expect?
You dress up as Batman and fight crime.