In My Defense...

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, the Joker pulled the plug on Grandma.

You beat a kitten to death!

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, I *am* illiterate. What did you expect?

You made a fansite devoted to FOX News!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed the Adam NOW, not later.
And I hate teddy bears.

You gave me a speech impediment!

 

[IDBash]

In my defense you took the 100$ from the bet after drinking the chili sauce.

You told your everyone that I made you do it!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you did. Damn brainwasher.

You blew up my underwear drawer!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it was what was causing the stink all over town.

You caused the Forum Games & RP section recession!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I only went off for a day...I thought you all could survive without me.

You gave yourself cancer!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it was in the name of SCIENCE!

You were in disbelief when I said we have floating mattresses!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, [s/]it was good cancer. It gave me [i/]super-powers[/i]! Of cancer.[/s]
you were holding them up with string.

You monkied around with my lion!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I was trying to make some form of Griffin!

You were ninja'd by someone truly epic!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I type kinda slow.

You kidney'd yourself.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I had no idea kidney was a verb.

You shot yourself in the groin!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, the bullet ricocheted.

You thought kidney was a verb!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I didn't know what to think!

You confused a god! ETERNAL DAMNATION FOR YOU!!!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense it was the god of hermaphrodites.

You didn't kill the evil twin!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, he was just to sexy to kill!

You showed phallic images to my grandma!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, the old ***** was askin for it! >

You caused me to go into cardiac arrest!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, I told you not to watch me change.

You called me fat!