In My Defense...

[Dorian]

In my defense, I was ravenous.

You lost your job because you screwed the pooch!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, ramming a scythe through it's skull should not count as "screwing" it.

you wrote "FOR SALE" on my forehead.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, you weren't using your brain, so I decided to sell it.

You broke my ankle! FOR NO REASON!!!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i always have a reason for doing things. it just doesn't always make sense.

you smashed my french windows.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, they weren't mine, and the French have awesome looking things.

You stole my mail!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you set fire to my mailbox, so the postman had to deliver my mail to you. this way i could be sure i wouldn't miss anything.

you stole my pack of sweets.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I was starving for anything.

You made the Persian Empire collapse!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, something had to give for the Romans.

You let me made an oops with history!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i was told that i would get money if i got a higher score then you.
[small]that lying jerk refused to pay me[/small]

you set my curtains on fire.

 

[itstimeforpie]

In my defense, they were ugly!

You got a shamwow!

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defense the guy said "but wait there's more!".

You captured all the pokemon, then forced them into illegal underground death matches.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense they were being insolent.


You challenged me to a childrens card game

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you were the only other collector/player... on earth.

You tried to eat my lunch!

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, you weren't touching it and it looked tasty.

You tried to play Yu-Gi-Oh at a Magic: The Gathering Tournament.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, there were mixed booths.

You tried to steal my bey-blades!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense they were right out in the open.


You set my clothes on fire

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I wanted you to take your cloths off.
[sup]Just kidding, I'm not a bisexual creep.[/sup]

You accused me of being a foolish man.

 

[Gadzooks]

My best defence is a good offence

You burned the flag!

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, I have no idea what that is.

YOU CREATED SUPERMAN 64!