In My Defense...

[ae86gamer]

In my defense, the world ended a few weeks ago and I didn't want you to know about it.

You killed Peter Rabbit.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, he ate my garden.
[small]damnit, ninja'd[/small]

You tried to kill Gordon Freemon

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it was fun to try. and i have forgotten who that is exactly.

you cut off my hands. now i have to type with my face.

 

[ae86gamer]

In my defense, you look cooler now.

You still owe me the $1000 I let you borrow last week.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I had to use it to pay off the Russian mob.

You told your mom on me!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i didn't want it. i hate owing money, but you forced me to take it.
this is my revenge.
in my defense, you were very mean to me.

you stole my magical mirror.

 

[ae86gamer]

In my defense, you stole it from me first.

You stole my broom.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it's hard to ride around in the sky on a scythe.

you locked me in my room and started a fire.

 

[ae86gamer]

In my defense, you're a witch.

You ran over your eight year old neighbor.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, he pulled my cats tail.
[small]how could you know that? i disguised myself into society so well...[/small]

you stole my book of secrets.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, your secrets are hilarious.

You chased me out of my house!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was on fire and infested with flesh eating termites.
You should thank me.

You kept me at bay!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, you were getting pretty close to the black hole field.

You murdered your parents and started to feast on their flesh before we could stop you!

 

[Nexus424]

In my defense , they were turned into fish people and I LOVE seafood

You bought the entire Barbie Horse Adventures collection

 

[ae86gamer]

In my defense, Barbie is awesome.

You watched The Sex and the City movie and liked it.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was because I got some ideas from it.

You put spikes in my shoes!

 

[ae86gamer]

In my defense, you told me to.

You got caught nuking the whales.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's not like I was hiding it.

You gave me a horrible haircut!

 

[ae86gamer]

In my defense, I was cutting your hair while blindfolded.

You gave Portal an STD.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he tried to rape me.
He's lucky that's all he got.

You didn't hug me!