In My Defense...

[LockHeart]

In my defence, it's alcohol.
[sub]What, I don't have a problem![/sub]

You stole mah bucket!

 

[rastlin1985]

In my defence, your bucket had my stuff in it!

You ran over my hamster


(FYI thermometers typically contain mercury not alcohol... wouldn't advise drinking that)

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, it was rabid.

You kicked my dog!
[sub]I know they usually contain mercury, I was using the alcohol as a vehicle for comic effect. Also, welcome to the Escapist.[/sub]

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i loath dogs.

you made me swallow a microphone.

 

[rylus5]

in my defence you talk to low

you shot me with a tranquiliser dart

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you said you were hyper. that is the punishment.

you threw a brick at me.

 

[rylus5]

in my defence,there was a huge bug on you

you ran over my puppy in a van

 

[Azraellod]

i said it already, i loath dogs. they must all die.

you shattered my ribcage.

 

[rylus5]

in my defense,it was in self defense

you assasinated abraham lincoln

 

[rylus5]

in my defense!....its exactly how it looks...

you made a goat eat a hamburger

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, goats will eat anything.

You made a cow eat brains, leading to BSE.
[sub]And zombie cows.[/sub]

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, I was trying to make a re-usable food source. (Kill it, eat it, Kill it again!)

You got me fired from my sweet job!

 

[rylus5]

in my defense,i wanted it more!

you keep setting a goat on fire

 

[Logic 0]

In my defence it was trying to kill me.

You ate a baby.

 

[rylus5]

in my defense,they are just so tasty!

u made luigi evil

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, he was pathetic before i did that. it's an improvement.

you wedged a pickaxe in my head.

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, he's got some balls to stand up to his Bro now.
In my defense, I was told you had a mind "worth it's weight in gold."

You keep using people's avatars to play games!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it's more fun like that.

you deleted the data on my installation disc.

 

[rylus5]

in my defense,its better with nothing on it

you took mah cake!