In My Defense...

[LockHeart]

In my defence, they were infested with rapacious parasites that threatened the existence of sentient life.

[sub]I think.[/sub]

You caused an avalanche!

 

[Contun]

in my defense, it was for the horde *thrall told me to*

you nuked the alliance

Because that's how I roll. FOR THE HORDE!

You drop kick an elderly form of-
Imma let you finish, but that post was one of the best posts of all time.
-er....of...of Bowser....

 

[rylus5]

in my defense,mario would have done it if i didnt

you joined the horde *tauren ftw*

 

[Contun]

In my defense...wait I was always in the Horde....

You destroy your computer, disabling the use to comment....

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, I'd only recently nuked the Alliance.

You burned down your school!

 

[Contun]

In my defense, the inhabitants were recently turned into Zombies.

You Rick-Roll a suicidal maniac.

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, it's possible that he'll cheer up and won't go An Hero on us...
[sub]Maybe.[/sub]

You provoked Anonymous!

 

[deathless14]

in my denfence i didnt know who he was at the time

you shoved a cookie down a girl scouts throught

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, she wanted me to get five hundred boxes of the crap cookies.
Fuck that.

You were offended!

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, I'm uptight.
[sub]But not realy [/sub]

You offended someone!

 

[deathless14]

in my defence, im retarded (not realy)

you tie a random kid to a chair and make him watch little house on the praire reruns

 

[Scrambles the Death-Dealer]

In my defence, they offended me first.

You caused me to have a brain hemorrhage!

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, how was I to know you'd react badly to an ice-pick?

You shot my dog!

 

[deathless14]

in my defence, he pooped all over my lawn

you shoved legos up your nieces nose

 

[Scrambles the Death-Dealer]

In my defence, I don't have a niece..

You made my popcorn packet open upside down and made all the popcorn come out!

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, the instructions were not clear.

You threw a rock through your neighbour's window!

 

[deathless14]

in my denfence it was a radioactive rock

you kicked an amish guy

 

[Contun]

He was rambling on about how Technology is the work of the Devil.

You threw a brick at a police car...

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, his cart was taking up the road and I didn't want to just ram him.

You let down my tires!