In My Defense...

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, you said it was a lie. So it doesn't exist. So I'm not eating it right now.
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You poisoned me!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, the box said sugar. how would i know it was goat poison?

you made me feel tired.

 

[rylus5]

in my defense,its your own fault

you took the non-poisoned cake

 

[TheSentinel]

In my defense, the other one was repulsive.

You wiped your ass with the Shroud of Turin!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, the what?

you stuck a stake through my heart.

 

[rylus5]

in my defense, your a vampire

you you punted a box of kittens off niagra falls

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, Niagra falls is only 5 feet high. Good thing it wasen't Niagara falls

You created way to many bad threads.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i reinforced the box to ensure their survival. they're going to be famous.
1 out of 3 isn't too many really is it? and that wasn't so much a bad thread as a heavily ignored one.

you cut my arm off.

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, you may now attach a chainsaw too it. Your welcome.

You sent the Grim Reaper after me!

 

[rylus5]

in my defense,you deserved it

your a goat.....ya..

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, my father had to much to drink at the farm....yeah...

You are unoriginal!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, You included me in your Rp becuase I was orignal AND THIS IS THE WAY YOU TELL ME I STINK AT RPING *Cries*

You tried to burn my house down.

 

[rylus5]

In my defense, its an ugly house

you ate my pie!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I hadn't eaten for a week, and the pie was too tempting to pass over.

You kicked my dog over a fence and into a wood chipper!

 

[rylus5]

in my defense,it had rabis

you nuked to many whales

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, that has been thrown around way too much in this thread.

You're keeping me awake!

 

[rylus5]

in my defense,you can go to sleep im not stoping you

you tripped leroy jenkins!

 

[Contun]

In my defense, the Government told me to.

You karate chopped Christopher Walken.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he was taking forever to say his piece. I thought the jolt would get his brain working faster.

You took off all your clothes in a TGI Fridays!

 

[rylus5]

in my defense, it was for the horde *thrall told me to*

you nuked the alliance