In My Defense...

[slyeye]

in my defense you looked suspect.

You took the last donut!

 

[Scrambles the Death-Dealer]

In my defence, I am devilishly beautiful.

You broke my video camera!

 

[Scrambles the Death-Dealer]

In my defence, the music was enthralling and I just had to do it..

You over heated my micro-wave meal!

 

[Scrambles the Death-Dealer]

In my defence, the law had the admin gun. QQ

You ate my fortune cookie, including the fortune!

 

[Scrambles the Death-Dealer]

In my defence, obviously rule 30 was un-recognising references (I probably did it again) and I'm sheltered.

You don't know how to swim!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was a complete bastard, so...yeah.

You shot my father!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i clicked the wrong download link.

you sprayed bleach into my eyes.

 

[COR 2000]

In my defense, you had just watched the pain olympics.

You.. You ripped out her heart!

 

[IDBash]

In my defense, Someone yelled "FINISH HIM"...

You broke my steel toe!

 

[ae86gamer]

In my defense, I did it by accident.

You stole my treasure chest!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it was possesed by satan and it burned my house down.

you corrupted all my data.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense the porn was already working on it, I just sped it up.

You slowed down my internet!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you chose to accept the upgrade i recommended. i didn't force you to use it.
[small]except with a handgun[/small]

you swallowed the contents of my thermometer.