In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were going to try and leave the reservation.
You know that's not allowed.

You gave me a headache!

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, I have some Neurofen you're welcome to take.
In my defence, that's a good thing.

You stole my phone!

 

[NeoAC]

In my defense, I had to test out my new psychic powers somehow.

You keep playing Justin Timberlake music!

 

[Desert Warrior]

In my defense,I thought you wanted a Head Massage...With a baseball bat

You hate Llama's

((Damn i got ninja'ed))

 

[deathless14]

in my denfence they have long necks

you ate my TV remote

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, there's something wrong with you if your favourite chair is the toilet...

You slapped my mother!

 

[deathless14]

in my denfence they were dull

you dyed my hair green

 

[Contun]

In my defense, you look cooler...

Your listening to Boko No Atama by Paul Gilbert.

 

[deathless14]

in my defence i like it

you unplugged the generator for a hospitel when there was a blackout for ten days

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, I needed it to power my PC.

You killed a child!

 

[deathless14]

in my denfence i was hungery

you shoved my bowling trophie down a nerds throught

 

[Contun]

In my defense, he was hungry..
You ate rice from a bucket...

 

[deathless14]

in my defence it was goooood

you got my cat stoned

 

[deathless14]

in my defence it looked like crap

you mauled a baby seal

 

[Contun]

In my defense, that seal was a red spy! He'll turn red any second now! Oh wait, that's just blood..

You backstab a gorilla named Ted.....why? You monster!