In My Defense...

[Scrambles the Death-Dealer]

In my defence they are exceedingly comfy.

You didn't use the secondary fire on the Sonic (Plasma?) Rifle!

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, I thought it was a good weapon!

You unleashed the Necromorphs upon the galaxy!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, they insisted it was just a flesh wound.

You planted a bomb IN YOUR OWN BASE!!!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were too inept to do it, and I love explosions.

You funded a suicide bomber!

 

[Dorian]

I my defense, I needed to get rid of that Demoman somehow!

You murdered my favorite dog! HOW COULD YOU!?!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you shot my family. I felt this was a good start to retribution.

You never paid me for a contract!

 

[thepj]

in my defence it was really easy, so i thought: why not?

you touched this!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, how could I resist?

You did lots of strange literary gestures at me during the Gamescon!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you never said stop


You made my box red ring

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, You Can't Fight Fate and it was going to happen eventually.

You let Throw Something! fall to the second page! You spoiled the ending of Bioshock for me!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, it wasn't very satisfying anyway...

You overthrew my tyrannical rule, failed, and escaped to fight another day!

 

[Insanum]

...In my defence, Your rule sucks.

You sunk my battleship!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was in the way of my aircraft carrier.

You made McAfee!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I thought it wouldn't end like this!

You dropped a bomb on Japan!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i was aiming for the ocean.

you ate my school bag.