In My Defense...

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defence I needed it to put on a show of Jake the Pake.

You drank the last of my beer.

 

[Cargando]

Spoiler: In my defense, I was feeling like this guy.

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You seeded my cake!

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defence I was just feeling a bit seedy.

You traveled through time to try to kidnap and replace Mahatma Gandhi with a robot programed to act like Robert Duvall playing the part of Mahatma Gandhi. You diabolical fiend.

 

[Cargando]

In my defense I did it for teh lulz.

You don't know where your towel is!

 

[Ristoril]

In my defense, I like being naked

You stole the internet

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, I just stole your Router.

You stole my kill!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, the guy on last stand was about to kill you... on search and destroy.

You got pissed when I saved your life.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense I tottally had that Grinder in horde, I ws faking it!

You failed to use the search bar.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, the search bar told me to gtfo the Escapist, and said he'd find me if I ever used him again... OH GOD! HE SAW ME!!!!

You assisted the search bar in murdering my family.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, I'm not a big pokemon fan. Besides they only fainted.

You chose the red pill and woke up in your bed beliving whatever you wanted to belive.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was going to do it anyway.
Two people can do the job better than one.
It was a no brainer.
In my defense, I love sleep.
Not likely I would get much with an interesting life.

You burned my foot!

 

[Code Monkey]

In my defense, you did nuke the whales.

You have died of Dysentry!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you poisoned my water!

You left our group to die in the woods!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, I figured that the smell of Nuked whales would give me away. So I left you guys.

You invented Beer!

 

[Insanum]

IN my defense, im THAT awesome.

You Threw that boomerang!

 

[Code Monkey]

In my defense, I wanted to see if it was as easy as it looked.

You lied when you said you would kill me last!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

in my defense you were bragging to everyoone that I would let you live. I gotta be fair.

You destroyed all the spices known to mankind and some only known to fish.

 

[Code Monkey]

In my defense, Spice has become to crafty. Damn salt.

You stole mah bukit!

 

[eatenbyagrue]

In my defense, your misspelling clearly proves you are incapable of caring for a bucket. PETB (People for the Ethical Treatment of Buckets) has come to repossess all your buckets.

You broke Rule 34!!

 

[Code Monkey]

In my defense, I don't want to see Cactus porn.

You have been eaten by a grue!