In my defence, they were celebrating Christmas despite being a public orphanage! Burning it down was the only was to appease the people who will sue if a single eyelash suggests the bias that is natural to human nature!
In my defense, it was not getting any ratings, and it was about a tentacled rape monster from hell.
In my defense, I raised you like you were my son. Beatings and all.
You carjacked the Popemobile! And ran over a group of child tourists!
In my defence, the Pope told me they were all little demons trying to upset the balance of the force...he looked a lot like Yoda...I may have been drunk.
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