In My Defense...

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Birras

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In my defence, they were celebrating Christmas despite being a public orphanage! Burning it down was the only was to appease the people who will sue if a single eyelash suggests the bias that is natural to human nature!

You eated mah cheezburger!
 

jaeger138

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Birras said:
You eated mah cheezburger!
In defence, someone ate all the cake and left me starving!

You used me! You used me for your own personal gain! I feel so dirty, so...used!
 

Birras

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In my defence, you didn't even offer me a slice of your internets cake! [sub]Dick...[/sub]


You! You used a #3 pencil on the test instead of a #2! You fool!
 

Neonbob

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In my defense, they are quite similar, and #3 is a bigger number, so I might get a better grade.

You stabbed your little brother 735 times! In the head!
 

ElephantGuts

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EDIT: Ninja'd but fixed.

In my defence he was an annoying little prick.

You cancelled my favorite television show!
 

jaeger138

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In my defence, you're favourite television show was 'Eggs: A History', nobody else was interested.

You aren't my real dad!
 

Neonbob

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In my defense, it was not getting any ratings, and it was about a tentacled rape monster from hell.
In my defense, I raised you like you were my son. Beatings and all.

You carjacked the Popemobile! And ran over a group of child tourists!
 

jaeger138

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In my defence, the Pope told me they were all little demons trying to upset the balance of the force...he looked a lot like Yoda...I may have been drunk.

You never like my stories! You hate me!
 

Neonbob

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In my defense, they are pretty horrible. As in face-meltingly, unholy demon-summoningly horrible.

You pretended to be the ghost of my dear old dead auntie for kicks!
 

LilGherkin

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Edit, was looking at the first page when I wrote it.
In My Defense I made the thread myself.

In my defense you believed it.

You destroyed the internet!
 

Scunner

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In my defense I though it was the best way to kill 4chan.

You reversed the polarity of the neutron flow.
 

Souplex

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Jul 29, 2008
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In my defense the shields could not take much more.

You ruined the Escapist!
 

jaeger138

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In my defence, the Escapist ruined me first.

You moved to Africa without so much as a goodbye!
 

LilGherkin

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In My Defense I wrote a letter that "Somehow" got burned to crisps at the post office, along with the office itself.

In my defense, we both wanted to piss you off.

You pushed a man off the Empire State Building!
 

jaeger138

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In my defence, I thought it was you.

You didn't say 'How high?!' when I asked you to jump!