In My Defense...

[Souplex]

In my defense that is a nice achievement.

You have ruined everything forever!

 

[jackanderson]

In my defense, now I won't be alone in being an unreasonable unlikeable dick.

You love Metro Station!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense it loved me first.

You broke my leg!

 

[Sigel]

In My Defense it loved me first.

You broke my leg!

In my defense, I already told you you were not flexible enough for that position.
You decide to lead a life of crime.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense at least I didn't become a dentist.

You became a dentist!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense politics was a crime to begin with

you got a sex change

 

[Birras]

In my defence, I had a coupon!

You broke the Sun!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I made sure no one can get a sunburn. You're welcome

You blew up the Moon!

 

[Sigel]

In My Defense I made sure no one can get a sunburn. You're welcome

You blew up the Moon!

In my defense, if I can't have it, no one can!!!"evil laughter"
You just had a litter of puppies.

 

[Birras]

In my defense, they were robot puppies. And they fly! [sub]And shoot death rays at anyone who tries to pet them...[/sub]

You killed the radio star!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they were asking for it because of the rising popularity of movie stars.

You ate my dog with a side of goldfish!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, it wasn't me, my brother jammed it down my throat.

You said Mirror Mask was a terrible movie!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, it wasn't me, my brother jammed it down my throat.

You said Mirror Mask was a terrible movie!

In my defense, that was not me, but my evil twin!!
You killed Mr.Potato Head!!

 

[KissofKetchup]

In my defense, I had to! The voices in my head kept telling me to do it.

You failed to stop at that last stop sign.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, that was my clone, I don't even have a license.

You quoted me!

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

In my defence, your post made me laugh.

You stole my traffic cone!

 

[Sigel]

In my defence, your post made me laugh.

You stole my traffic cone!

In my defense, I needed it for a hat.
You stole a baby goat.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

In my defence I stole everything else first.

You dropped a tank on a old woman.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, she was really asking for it, and my arms were tired as hell from carrying it for ten miles.

You forgot to turn off the mower, and it ran over the neighbor's kids!

 

[xXGeckoXx]

In my defence I was a prototype virus.

You killed your mother.