In My Defense...

[Time Travelling Toaster]

In my defence, there was nothing else to do.

You stuffed a squirrel in a exhaust pipe.

 

[jaeger138]

In my defence, you told me it would be fun.

You read the wrong book, now we're not making pie anymore!

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

In my defence, a steak cake rhymed.

You tied buttered bread to a cats back.

 

[jaeger138]

In my defence, you told me cats always land on their feet and bread always lands butter side up, I wanted to test the two theories together and see which was true.

You aren't what I expected. I was thinking you'd be more manly.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I told you my name was George Clooney, just a different one than the actor.

You ran a red light!

 

[Bluedemon322]

In my defense, the cat was driving, not me.



You nuked the whales

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, the cat was driving, not me.



You nuked the whales

In my defense, they were planning on taking over.
You made your underwear out of Play Dough

 

[Birras]

In my defense, I had to put off laundry day because I needed my quarters to get the high score at Time Crisis. It was Play-Doh underwears or going commando (technically, since I wasn't wearing pants, the correct term would be freeballin', but I digress)

You broke my copy of [PROTOTYPE]!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I had to put off laundry day because I needed my quarters to get the high score at Time Crisis. It was Play-Doh underwears or going commando (technically, since I wasn't wearing pants, the correct term would be freeballin', but I digress)

You broke my copy of [PROTOTYPE]!

In my defense, I was doing you a favor.
You are doing the chicken dance and it is not at a wedding.

 

[Birras]

In my defense, at least I'm not doing the Macarana. Also, what weddings are you going to? All the weddings I've been to have either played classical or the best of the '80s.

You tried to burn the LoadingReadyRunners HQ!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I thought it was a orphanage building.

You killed Yahtzee! (Person, not the game)

 

[Sigel]

In My Defense I thought it was a orphanage building.

You killed Yahtzee! (Person, not the game)

In my defense, I realize what I have done and kill myself.
You buried a cow in pudding.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense that cow was saying how he could eat his way out earlier. Now he's changing his tune.

You caused global warming!

 

[ElephantGuts]

In my defence I had just eaten at Taco Bell.

You sank my battleship!

 

[Souplex]

In my defense you had it coming.

You did something inexcusable!

 

[Birras]

In my defense, I have a doctor's note.

You bio-engineered a fifteenth type of diabeetus!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense, it only eliminates extremely fat old people on those motor scooters.

you stole my lucky charms!

 

[Birras]

In my defense, I was hungry, and the kids are dicks when it comes to their Trix.

You cut Canada off of North America and stuck it onto Australia!

 

[Souplex]

In my defense Canadia has been scheming to destroy America for years. Doctor Insano rules.

You forgot to call your mother.

 

[Birras]

In my defense, my phone dosen't call internationally. It would cost a fortune, and we're in a recession, James!

You fool! You've spread Branston Pickle onto my copy of No More Heroes that was resting on top of my Xbox while it was playing Braid on a table propped up with a NES cartridge of Earthbound!