In My Defense...

[The_Chief]

In my defense, she's down the hall.

you forgot to eat you meat so you don't get any pudding

 

[Souplex]

In my defense I am not particularly fond of pudding.

You acted like a search nazi Jerkwad.

 

[Birras]

In my defense, I wouldn't have had to if you had used the search bar! [sub]Dick...[/sub]

You key-scratched 'internetz lol' into my car!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense the internetz is awesome. and you called souplex a dick.

you punched your wife/girlfriend/mother

 

[jaeger138]

In my defence, it was getting tiresome having the same woman as all three of those things.

You brought about the demise of the ancient civilization of Mezopotamya!

 

[LewsTherin]

In my defence, no-one every liked those guys anyway.

You shot the sheriff!

 

[Souplex]

In my defense I did not shoot the deputy.

You cancelled MEGAS XLR!

 

[LewsTherin]

In my defence...I'm really, really, sorry.

You walked into Mordor.

 

[Souplex]

In my defense I had to destroy the one ring.

You blew up Krypton.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I had to make way for an hyperspace bypass.

You brought an asteroid into orbit.

 

[jaeger138]

In my defence, I saw Armageddon and wanted to see if Bruce Willis would really save us...I was so wrong [sub]the pussy[/sub]

You blamed it on the boogie!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was standing right next to me a few seconds ago.

You hijacked a school bus and threw the kids out onto the highway!

 

[Souplex]

In my defense it was really funny.

You didn't tip your waitress!

 

[CompanionCube]

In my defense, she put cyanide in my drink.

You incinerated your thankful Companion Cube faster than any other test subject.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the cube was faulty.

You didn't let a troll die!

 

[Souplex]

In my defense the little guy looked hungry.

You are aiding Canadia in their invasion plans.

 

[CompanionCube]

In my defense, Canadia isn't a real country

Your a huge spelling nazi (irony)

 

[TMAN10112]

In my defence, you didn't end your sentence with a period.

You got caught setting the nabor's cat on fire (agian).

 

[atv_chic_18]

In my defense it wasn't the cat either time. It was actually fireworks.

You got caught stealing computers from the CIA.

 

[Souplex]

In my defense I put them to better use.

You ate the fries off my plate!