In My Defense...

[terribleyetfun]

in my defense the cancer probably helped.

you brought about the apocalypse.

 

[Chocomint]

In my defense, the killer wildebeest from Mars had almost completed their domination of Earth.

You slapped a kitten with your naughty bits.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, it asked for it.

Your head asploded!

 

[jaeger138]

In my defence, you asploded it.

You can't read!

 

[The Shade]

In my defence, it's written in Spanish.

You're so damn lazy.

 

[LilGherkin]

In my defense I was recently drugged by the dentist

You're so envious!

 

[jaeger138]

In my defence, you do have very nice shoes.

It's not your turn yet! Let someone else go!

 

[Sigel]

In my defence, you do have very nice shoes.

It's not your turn yet! Let someone else go!

In my defense, I'm selfish,and don't care.
You married a yak.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense she listens to what I have to say.

You bought a house when you promised me a loan!

 

[jaeger138]

In my defence, I didn't buy the house, I'm squatting in it, I never had your loan money.

You feel...strange

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

In my defence I just rolled out of bed.

You broke a toaster with a knife.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

In my defence, it stole my toast

You drop kicked my grandma

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense she broke into my home.

You went back in time!

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

In my defence she didn't move quick enough.

You broke into Buckingham Palace.

 

[ae86gamer]

In my defence, I thought it was just a regular house.

You stole all my video games.

 

[Sigel]

In my defence, it stole my toast

You drop kicked my grandma

In my defense, she started the fight.
You are wearing a baby seal.

 

[jaeger138]

In my defence, it was wearing my aunt, just returned the favour.

You drank my pee! Eww!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

In my defence, I was drunk and thought it was some weird cocktail.

You get banned from this site.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

In my defence I was drunk.

You destroyed my childhood!

 

[Dramatic Flare]

In my defense, you were an annoying little brat.

You were found naked, under a bridge, with a bottle of vodka in one hand and a bottle of tequila in another. You were completely covered in whipped cream.