In My Defense...

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Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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In my defense, I designed them, and I deserve to use them.
In my defense, you ninja'd me, and I was hungry.

You mutated a pig into a 500 foot tall walking death creature!
 

NeoAC

Zombie Nation #LetsRise
Jun 9, 2008
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In my defense, she did call me a bunch of racial slurs, plus she was gonna die anyway!

You reanimated Hitler's corpse!
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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In my defense, it looked like a good punching bag.

You used every nation's flag as a roll of toilet paper!
 

Souplex

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Jul 29, 2008
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In my defense when all nations are united under Suplexia flags will be obsolete.

You contribute nothing to society!
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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In my defense, I think it's better that way. If I do, then cannibalism might just become the norm. I like being an outlier.

You nuked one of my whales!
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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In my defense, it was totally in the way of my supercarrier.

You tried to cut my head off!
 

NeoAC

Zombie Nation #LetsRise
Jun 9, 2008
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In my defense, it was very tasty pudding.

You led America astray!
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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In my defense, it's better for me to have done it than someone else. Right?

You stopped your car in front of a man who was flying down stairs in a wheelchair!
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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In my defense, you have the attention span of a red bull-fueled gnat.

You forgot to take grandma to the hospital!
 

jaeger138

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Jun 27, 2009
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In my defence, she lives at the hospital, she just forgot to come home.

You forgot to breathe!
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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In my defense, I was really damn busy.

You left a pile of flaming mines on my doorstep!
 

jaeger138

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Jun 27, 2009
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In my defence, I thought we were playing real life minesweeper.

You always want things perfectly clean!
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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In my defense, I hate bacteria. So yeah.

You are so unoriginal that my brain shriveled up and died!
 

NeoAC

Zombie Nation #LetsRise
Jun 9, 2008
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In my defense, it was the only way to stop your reign of terror.

You cranked that Soulja Boy!
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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In my defense...oh who am I kidding? There is no defense for that! Kill meeee!

You were unwilling to give a homeless man five cents.