In My Defense...

[jaeger138]

In my defence, I am you, you just think you're you, when really you're me.

You stole my innocence and sold it on eBay!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I couldn't get anyone else to buy it on the street.

You didn't carpool to work!

 

[atv_chic_18]

In my defense, you asked me to. Ninja'd.

You stole my Root Beer.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I poisoned it for someone else.

You ratted me out to the cops!

On a side note does this thread appear on the second page for anyone else despite the fact that it's posting time would put it on the first page?

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense the cops payed me millions!

you ate my chocolate!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was testing to see if it was poisoned. You're safe.

You kept me from going out today!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense your idea of going out is just hanging around at a coffee house.

You smashed my PS3!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it tried to stab me with a broken Blu-ray disc.

You forgot to pick up your sick brother from the leper colony!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I was afraid of getting infected.

You beat up my friend!

Neon, does this thread go the first page when we post? because it's staying on page 5 of the topic idnex for me, don't know why.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he gave me the hairy wink.

You left the screen door open!
[sup]I don't know...what does it say the last updated was?[/sup]

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you cut the screen out.

You flushed the toilet while I was showering!
[sup]Says the last update was July 2009 0:19 A.M. (CST) by you, so in other words your last post, and it's in between two threads who's last post was July 14th on page 3.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, your singing was horrible.

You broke open a case of vodka in Pakistan!
[sup]Huh. That is odd. It just shows up in my recent threads box, though...so I didn't know this was going on.
I'll check in a second.[/sup]

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I saw/see no crime was actually committed.

You broke open a case of vodka in Pakistan, over my head!
[sup]Know any mods that could fix this dilemma? I PM'd Wilsoncrazybed, a day or two ago, but he hasn't responded yet.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the locals were looking at me funny.

You replaced a child with a tinker toy!
[sup]I think Delmarr Wynn or Virgil might be better suited for it...[/sup]

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense the tinker toy doesn't cry as much.


You stole my fish tank!
[sup]And PM at least one of them I shall![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was really damn thirsty from running away from a mob.

You left dynamite next to the stove!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense at least I didn't put it in the stove.

You became a Wordsmith!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, that happened a while ago. And I have no life.

You broke your foot off in someone's nostril!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense that giant needed a good nose cleaning.

You broke this thread!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it wasn't that hard. And wouldn't you prefer it to be me?

You sent my liver to Taiwan!