In My Defense...

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense it was failing on you anyways.

You made my girlfriend dump me!

 

[jaeger138]

In my defence, she was much better suited to your male rival.

You egged my house! But with bricks!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the bricks are much more satisfying to throw.

You stole a pair of my socks! What the hell?

 

[jaeger138]

In my defence, they were 2 different socks, not technically a pair but a mish mash of pairs.

You closed the store early! But I only wanted an apple!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was tired as hell and my brother got shot.

You sprayed my car with pink spray paint!

 

[NeoAC]

In my defense, you looked like you would enjoy riding in Barbie's Dream Car.

You bet all-in with 10-7!

 

[jaeger138]

In my defence, it's your money, I don't have to worry.

You woke up and smelled the roses!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they smelled like dead bodies. I can't resist that.

You buried my corpses!

 

[jaeger138]

In my defense, I thought they were the seeds of Roses, as mine always end up smelling like dead bodies apparantly.

You left the cat in the bathroom and he's hogging the shower!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I put him there to drown.

You stabbed me!
[sup]Should I remake this thread? Seeing as how it's broken.[/sup]

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense. your flesh looked lonly. so i gave it a nice sharp metal pal!

you sunk my battleship!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you put me in charge of guarding the explosives on board.

You killed the entire gaming industry!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense...VIDEO GAMES MADE ME DO IT

you pooped on my coach

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense he was a "shitty" coach anyways. *ba dum tsch*

You pooped the bed!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense, it was a shitty bed. matress was to non soft. and you would of done it anyways

you touched my best friend! i will know break your skull

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, (s)he had it coming.

You exploded my tank! HAX0RZ!!!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense jack needed to be let out
[sup]its a she btw[/sup]

YOU DIDN'T DANCE!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I can't dance.
[sup]Kay.[/sup]

You shoved a grenade in my mouth!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense my she devil friend said if i dont she will shove it up my dangle.

you touched my dangle!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, you paid me too.
[sup]Aww.... that hurt me more than you....[/sup]

You called the recon planes!