In My Defense...

LilGherkin · Jul 18, 2009

In My Defense I only tied him to the side of the road.

You sabotaged a fashion show!

Neonbob · Jul 18, 2009

In my defense, it was a fashion show. It didn't take much to sabotage it.

You lost your wedding ring!

LilGherkin · Jul 18, 2009

In My Defense I traded it in to the Gold Guys, they gave me cash for my gold!

You never encouraged me to recreate this broken thread!

Neonbob · Jul 18, 2009

In my defense, you didn't need to, and I was distracted...
[sup]If you want to, I'll get in on it again.[/sup]

You stabbed my eyeball with a needle!

LilGherkin · Jul 18, 2009

In My Defense it was a sharpened steel rod.

You killed my favorite game franchise!

Neonbob · Jul 19, 2009

In my defense, it was getting old fast.

You didn't let me watch my movie!

LilGherkin · Jul 19, 2009

In My Defense it was about the creation and drying of paint.

You nuked the whales!

Neonbob · Jul 19, 2009

In my defense, I gave them a bit of a warning. They could have left the area.

You stepped on my marshmallow man!

LilGherkin · Jul 20, 2009

In My Defense we were both walking through an insane asylum. He blended in with the white flooring.

You ate my Gherkin!

Neonbob · Jul 20, 2009

In my defense, I was hungry, and it was lying next to my sandwich.

You forgot to pick Timmy up from school, and he was experimented on!

LilGherkin · Jul 29, 2009

In My Defense I was going to experiment on him too.

You gave up hope on this thread being fixed by mods!

Neonbob · Jul 29, 2009

In my defense, it's gone through 8 pages and hasn't been fixed...

You stepped on my toes with golf cleats!

LilGherkin · Jul 30, 2009

In My Defense you weren't wearing any shoes.

You fixed this thread!

fanklok · Jul 31, 2009

in my defense it was only half broken

you summoned a lake troll

LilGherkin · Jul 31, 2009

In My Defense he was promising full use of the lake whenever I wanted.

You stole my car!

fanklok · Jul 31, 2009

in my defense it was rigged like the bus from speed

you stole my bicycle

Metric Monkey · Jul 31, 2009

In my defense, you were never using it and mine had a flat.

You pushed me out of a tree and broke my leg!

fanklok · Jul 31, 2009

in my defense it was the man eating tree

you shot me... twice

LilGherkin · Jul 31, 2009

In My Defense you shot me once.

You stole my screenplay idea!

Sigel · Jul 31, 2009

LilGherkin said:
In My Defense you shot me once.

You stole my screenplay idea!

In my defense, you should not have gotten so drunk.
You blew it all up, you damn dirty apes!!