In My Defense...

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you built it all up.

You crashed the helicopter!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, there was a complete asshole beneath it...

You ate my cheerios! And my eggo!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was taking up my whole life...

You stole my pants!

 

[fanklok]

in my defense they were invisible anyway

you didnt give me a reach around

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I was going to but than someone more attractive sat next to me.

You killed my employees!

 

[fanklok]

in my defense they didnt work anyway

you were sitting in the window seat

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the aisle seat was too heavily trafficked.

You brought the plague to Los Angeles!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense it's not my fault im from racoon city

you dismembered me with a sword!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you had indigestion...I was just trying to help.

You misplaced my spleen!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense this is my first time doing surgery

You pushed a man off the empire state building!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he was already going to jump. I think.

You sold my dog to a chinese restaurant!

 

[fanklok]

in my defense he was a dick

you shot the wrong guy

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i didn't know who was the right one

you gained superpowers!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he looked like the right guy at the moment.
I went through the radiation treatment to get them.

You beat a grandmother with an infant!

 

[fanklok]

in my defense she was really pissing me off

you didnt tell me you couldnt hang glide

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I was under drunk confidence.
[sup]On a slightly related note I do know how to hang-glide.[/sup]

You bought a bobble-head!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was really cool.

You left the TV on all night!

 

[fanklok]

in my defense i was sleep watching it while sleep cooking

you ran for president of north carolina

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i say its time for change

you skydived without a parachute!


(btw i live in N.C.)