In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he was going to rip my head off.

You turned off my TV station!

 

[fanklok]

in my defense you showed panda murder we cant let them know we can beat them

you disengaged the simulator

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense the simulator wasn't challenging enough

you're in a buddy cop movie!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense Clint Eastwood is a smooth talker.

You got a crappy avatar!

 

[Fraught]

In my defense, atleast I am in a movie.

You hit someone in the head with a bottle.

 

[fanklok]

in my defense it wouldnt break and they looked hard headed

you stepped on the popes hat

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, he was laying on the ground and I look ahead of me while walking, not at my feet.

You left your little sister out in the yard while it was raining and made her sleep there for the night.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, she was being a real *****.

You ignored pleas for help!

 

[Orca87]

In My defence, I went deaf in the early nineties.
You threw up on my rug!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense i thought that it was a joke.

in my defense you were the one who gave me food poisoning

you set fire to a major public building.

 

[Captain Pancake]

in my defense it was the tate modern... giant piece of crap...

you made my leg feel funny!

 

[jackanderson]

In my defence, it was an orphanage for Twilight fans.

You blew up the universe!

 

[Orca87]

In my Defence, it was starting to smell

You slapped me with a wet fish!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you slapped the fish first, he just wanted revenge.

You burned my public library down!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense it was filled with Twilight books

You lurk in the shadows!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the books all sucked. Horribly.
The light burns.

You stole my cat's hair!

 

[DeathArtist]

In my defense, I am a nazi and it's similar to jew's hair

You are a greifer

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense...what's a greifer?

you came home late!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were waiting there...I don't wanna be home yet.

You turned off my computer!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense a virus was getting downloaded, I though tit was the only thing to do.

You gave me a computer virus!