In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you did download five TB of porn. What were you expecting?

You ended the world with a sneeze!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense it's not my fault that im omnipotent. besides you should be happy that i didn't fart

you nuked the whales!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's not like my doing so was a surprise...

You forgot the name of your wife!

 

[FastFoot92]

In my defense,that comment wasnt for me

You hate Clinton!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he stole my woman! And my pig.

You forgot how to multiply!

 

[FastFoot92]

In my defense,i still know how to KICK YOUR ASS!
[sup]nice family guy reference[/sup]

You are a diguting Pedophile

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm stuck at the age of ten. So shut it!
[sup]Heh. I know. Snuck it in there.[/sup]

You took over the world! And forgot about me!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense what do you have to do with my world domination?!

you permabanned someone!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he was a flagrant troll.

You stopped my car with a spike strip!

 

[FastFoot92]

In my defense im going now!

You are a prick

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, my sharp wit is amazingly useful.

You beat my grandma with her walker!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense it was my walker first, and then she called me bad names.

you abuse your children!

 

[FastFoot92]

In my defense i call hobos "my children"

You don't like black people

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they beat me while I was growing up, and shot every dog I've ever owned.

You are an unabashed crackhead!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense crack feells gewd.

YOU STOLED MY COOKIE!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I baked them.

You stole my phone!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense i had to call my best friend and tell her something.

you make me not be able to see my best friend =(

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, all I did was put a blindfold on your face.

You left my car in acid rain!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense i dont watch the weather.

you carpet bombed alaska!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, nobody was using it anyway.

You shot my whale!