In My Defense...

[The_Chief]

in my defensee you nuked most of them

YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was either that or blowing up your face. You should be thanking me.

You forgot about our secret meeting!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense i was fucking your mom touching myself uhh watching the history channel

you stormed the shore

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was better than storming your house. And more fun.

You locked up a dog in your car!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense it was jack and he can open it by himself

you made me a pawn star

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you deserved it. You did behave poorly at the star meeting.

You forgot to control your death bot!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense a zombie invasion was happening. He had to be let off the leash.

You started a zombie invasion!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed some target practice, and the cardboard dummies just weren't doing it for me.

You cut off my pinky!

 

[The_Chief]

IN MY DEFENSE I WAS HUNgry.

ergggggg

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I had to cut out your tongue. I couldn't have you testify.

You jumped on me from ten feet up!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense i needed to test my jumping skills.

you broke my gorilla sized skull

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense no one should be behind me when im yawning, and my fist ran into it.

you counted to infinity! twice!

 

[SebZero]

In my defense I was bored.

You divided by zero!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I already divided by everything else.

You skewed some data!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense...i have oreo cakesters.

YOU TOOK MY OREO CAKESTERS!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they looked so damn tasty. And I was hungry. And you were almost dead.

You shot the nurse!

 

[fanklok]

in my defense she was a whore

you engaged in sexual relations with said nurse

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wore five condoms. I'm safe.

You stole morphine from a dying man!

 

[SebZero]

In my defense, it feels so good.

You're the reason that man is dying!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he was in the way of my car. On the sidewalk. <.<

You stepped on my little toe! Five times!