In My Defense...

[SebZero]

In my defense, I'm a sadist.

You blew up Krypton!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was in the way of my planet getting any sun. I needed some light, dammit!

You made Jack Thompson a lawyer!

 

[SebZero]

In my defense.... I hate gamers....?
You created Jack Thompson!!!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I like torturing people.

You put napalm in my silly putty!

 

[SebZero]

In my defense, it was for a science project.

You began the Red Ring of Death epidemic!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was because Bill pissed me off at a party.

You unleashed the hounds on a hobo!

 

[SebZero]

In my defense, people were more mad when I unleashed them on children.

You killed Micheal Jackson!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In my defense, he stole my change jar.

You bombed Russia.

 

[baseracer]

In my defense, They were looking at me weird

You started the forest on fire!

 

[SebZero]

In my defense, I did it while speaking proper English.

You made fun of France!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they did something stupid. Really stupid.

You tried to stop my nukes!

 

[SebZero]

In my defense, they were heading for a group of whales.

You blew up the sun!!!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In my defense, it was very hot.

You tried to quote yourself

 

[fanklok]

i have to do it for the france one first

In my defense it was france what are they going to do surrender??

in my defense arent even good nukes[sub]damn ninja[/sub]
in my defense it was a really good line and i had such a convincing argument presented to me

you started communism

 

[baseracer]

In My defense, It was lenins fault for corrupting my ideas

You pushed someone off the sears tower!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In my defense, it was a good idea at the time.

You divided by zero. You bastard!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it seemed like a good idea at the time. And I've done it before.

You forgot an important date in your life!

 

[SebZero]

In my defense I've forgotten others too.

You started Lolcats!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In my defense, my girlfriend's birthday is really not that important. Damn, Ninja'd

You ***** slap a puppy.

 

[baseracer]

In my defense, I just slapped a female dog lighty. more of a pat.

You ran over the president's dog!