In My Defense...

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense that'll turn me blackenese

you got ran over!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In my defense, the ***** ran a stop sign.

You scream a racial slur.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was part of a scene. It was meant to happen...call the paramedics, would you?
It was muffled by the wind, so...yeah. And the guy was being a real dick.

You set fire to a monk!

 

[SebZero]

In my defense I saw on Wikipedia that they aren't flammable.

You edited the Wiki entry on Monks!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In my defense, I thought they weren't flammable, so I wanted to tell everyone.

You buy a blow-up doll.

 

[SebZero]

In my defense, I'm very lonely....

You popped my blow-up doll!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i just wanted to get you out the house

You listen to Linkin Park?!

[spoiler/] i do. listening to them now[/spoiler]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In my defense, it was a dare.

You forgot what you were doing at the pet store.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were spending way too much time with it...it was...crusty...
*shudders*
the kittens and ferrets distracted me.

You broke the accelerator of my car!

 

[SebZero]

In my defense, I have no idea what I was breaking when I smashed it up.

(Dammit thrice)

You listen to My Chemical Romance!!!
D:

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they have a few good songs. <.<

You played Soulja Boi from 9am to 9pm!

 

[Kelethor]

In my defense, it was to score with Emo chicks and eventually leave them, making their sadness all the more Crushing.

You Sexually assaulted that Whale

 

[SebZero]

In my defense I'm suicidal.

You AREN'T on a boat mother******!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

Sorry, I was beat out by T-Pain.

You made a bad pun.

 

[SebZero]

In my defense there is no such thing as a good pun.

You broke the internetz.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I also broke 4chan.

You destroyed the escapist!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In my defense.... Um, nevermind.

You find out your life is a lie.

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense im a cake. that is all.

you got sucked into a parallel dimension!

 

[SebZero]

In my defense I'm perfectly fine with that.

You're the one responsible for the Black Mesa incident!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wanted to piss off the boss...

You ripped up all my books!