In My Defense...

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In my defense, your books were all Harry Potter.

You tried to drink sewer water.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the regular water has been out for weeks.

You threw eggs at my head.

 

[SebZero]

In my defense, Resident Evil 4 made it seem ok.

(dammit x 4)

You started global warming.

 

[ShadowKatt]

In my defense, it was getting chilly outside

You caused the Ice Age

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was too damn hot before.

You drank my soda!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In my defense, you had Dr. Pepper

YOU USE ALL CAPS.

 

[SebZero]

IN MY DEFENSE I WAS REALLY ANGRY!

You made a one word reply.

 

[ShadowKatt]

In my defense, you had Dr. Pepper

YOU USE ALL CAPS.

IN MY DEFENSE, THE CAPS KEY IS STUCK ON.

YOU BROKE MY CAPS LOCK!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was trying to get a point across.

You left your station.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In my defense, it was break time.

You threw a turtle at me.

 

[ShadowKatt]

In my defense....no, no there really is no excuse for that. I'm sorry.

. . .

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, there was nothing to say.

You broke my wall!

 

[SebZero]

In my defense I'm the AI Director and I can do that if I want to.

(ninja'd 5 times!)

You put a banana peel on the road!

 

[ShadowKatt]

In my defense, half the wall was mine.

So you broke MY wall!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In my defense, your wall was on my lawn.

You lit my pool on fire? How did you do that?

 

[SebZero]

In my defense Wikipedia says I could.

You blew up Pluto!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's not a planet, so I could finally get away with it.

You didn't answer me!

 

[SebZero]

In my defense I'm not obligated to.

You lost the game!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In my defense, damn you!

You broke my window.

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i didn't break your window, my ball did

you beat Through the Fire and Flames on Expert?! *gasps*