In My Defense...

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense the other team bribed me.

You took a bribe!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In my defense, it was a nice huge bribe.

You shot a nerf gun at me.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was either that or a real gun.

You stopped my TV from recording!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i needed a DVR and yours was the closest to me

You nag all your friends!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, they never listen!

You broke the internet!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i had no choice, i had to break it to save mankind

you broke my jaw

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, your jaw ran into my fist.

You blew up the sun!

 

[fanklok]

in my defense it was on fire

you killed rock and roll

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, there never was any rock and roll. It was all just a dream *jedi mind trick*

You broke my girlfriend's (I wish) necklace!

 

[fanklok]

in my defense she's a whore

you tried to kill the metal

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, it didn't matter because I failed as I was taken down to the ground.

You popped my cars tires!

 

[Dramatic Flare]

In my defense, you parked in the handicapped spot.

You burnt my D&D books!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, you don't need books, you need imagination to play.

You killed my cat! Nine times!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense it was in heat, and was annoying the shit outta me.

you just saved a bunch of money by switching to gieco!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense... wait. What?

You broke my sister's leg.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense she wasn't actually your sister.

You turned evil!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, being good was just no longer fun.

You broke into a maximum security military base and stole all the ammunition to all the guns they had!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was preparing for the zombies to come, and the people there were already dead.

You ditched your mom in russia!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I was preparing for the zombies to come, and the people there were already dead.

You ditched your mom in russia!

In my defense, she should have stayed with the tour group.

You covered your dog in chocolate icing.

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i thought he was cake

you bring good tidings to all the good little boys and girls!