In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I bought the freaking thing, and I'll do what I want! Plus, it was going to die of cancer anyway. Might as well have it taste good as it dies.
the cakes were only poison delivery devices.

You stopped a car, and shot a woman in the face!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i prefer drivebys instead

you join the mafia!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i prefer drivebys instead

you join the mafia!

Spoiler: Double Post

my bad

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was either that or they kill me.

You shot a cat!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, I read online that if you do, you get good luck for the rest of the year.

You punted a puppy!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was a tiny, yappy little thing.

You bit the Pope!

 

[fanklok]

in my defense wouldnt you just to say you did

you did something

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was bored as hell.

You gave drugs to kids!

 

[fanklok]

in my defense it was gary coleman

you grew those drugs

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was going to poison them before selling them. And get rid of a lot of crackheads.

You thwarted a great evil plan!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense my evil plan was more evil than yours.

You disbarred me from the movie theater!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense you stuck your dick in the popcorn machine

you stuck your winky in the popcorn machine

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense we were out of butter.

You were charging your laser!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was storing it for later use!

You voted for a cat!

 

[fanklok]

in my defense that was the anti-me

you tried to fight it but we didnt light it

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, if I didn't fight it, it would have blown up a gas station. That I own.

You blew up the power grid!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I developed electricity based powers, needed to siphon from somewhere.

You got a crappy super-power!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, turning into icewater was all I could afford.

You didn't look at a cool thread!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I'm going blind.

You blinded me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, your eyes didn't have forks in them, and I thought they'd look nice.

You flinched!