In My Defense...

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you shot me point-blank with a blank.

You removed Pluto form the planet list!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed a place to hide my lair.

You left a hobo to die in the gutter.

 

[dalek sec]

In my defense he was going to die after you half gutted him.

You trashed my Burn Notice dvds!

 

[dalek sec]

In my defense you trashed my Burn Notice dvds!

You now trashed my Battlestar Galactica dvds!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I already trashed your DVD player. Just thought that would lessen the blow.

You didn't take out the trash!

 

[terribleyetfun]

in my defense garbage day is tomorrow

your responsible for WWII

 

[The Hairminator]

In my defence; Poland totally asked for it.

You stole a police car.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it looked just like my car. i got them mixed up.

you burned down a hospital.

 

[Sigel]

in my defense, it looked just like my car. i got them mixed up.

you burned down a hospital.

In my defense, it was abandoned and haunted.
You watched the DragonballZ movie and you liked it.

 

[Earthbound]

In my defense, the original series was awesome.

You just derailed the thread by posting pictures of lolcats.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i posted the links to the wrong pictures. i meant to post pictures of onions.

you wandered into a library and shouted obscenities at everyone with a megaphone.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense it was damn funny.

you kicked my dog!

 

[MasterStratus]

In my defense, it was pretty fucking epic.

You stabbed my foot with a baguette.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

In my defense I was high

You have a pile of dead babies in your garage

 

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[Neonbob]

In your defense, you were hungry as hell. And being shot.

You took my pastrami!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was so fun! And the explosions made me smile soooo much.

You put an angry bear in every hotel room in the city of Atlanta!