In My Defense...

[ravensshade]

in my defense i only knew i had a paper 2 minutes before i had to hand it in

you cheated me out of 2 million euro's

 

[Sporadic chaos]

In my defense you trusted me.

You blew up the Eiffel tower..

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense i was aiming for the nameless guy next to him

you beat mass effect in 30 min

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I am quite a fast player.

You let your laptop take over the world!

 

[hopeneverdies]

In my defense, it wasn't Windows Vista and didn't ask me if I was sure I wanted to do that. (Note: Non Vista users, don't be offended, Vista pisses me off even moreso.)

The baseball broke the window

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he owed me money. And the universe can be remade.

You didn't stop the flame wars!

 

[The_Chief]

In my defense i didnt start them, they were always burning since the worlds been turnign

YOU KICK MY DOG

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense i was to busy laughing at them

you stopped the flame wars!

 

[The_Chief]

In my defnese i ninja'd u

you broke the internets

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense the internets where never whole

you destroyed all oil reserves!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wanted some fire, dammit!

You read a stolen book!

 

[hopeneverdies]

In my defense, it was a book on how to steal.

You press the button...

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was red and flashy. You try to not push it.

You blew up my favorite radio station!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense it was terrorist nr 45 broadcasting

you stole my sandvich!

 

[hopeneverdies]

In my defense, no one else stole it (Yeah, I'm running low on creativity right now)

You set off all the fireworks at the shop

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the explosion looked amazing.

You turned down free stuff!

 

[hopeneverdies]

In my defense, it was drugs and it was right in front of the police station

You cause a jogger to fall down a manhole

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[ravensshade]

in my defense who wants a free execution?

you messed up my chances to become the anthropomorphic representation of death