In My Defense...

[hopeneverdies]

In my defense, you were going to kill me

You activate a beacon that summons the entire intergalactic armada

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they're MY armada. I wanted to have a meeting.
[sup]Did you have a favorite death on the fatality thread?[/sup]

You called my mom a whore!

 

[hopeneverdies]

In my defense, she was entertaining my father nightly
[small]Your whole story of about 8 kills is the most memorable[/small]

You turn on the car while the mechanic is fixing it

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the mechanic was a real dick.
[sup]Thanks! Any in that big story?[/sup]

You missed the deadline!

 

[hopeneverdies]

You only gave me a day to rewrite the entire encyclopedia
[small]Max's in particular[/small]

The whales are nuked

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's what I do.
[sup]Heh. Thanks. I'm kinda sad the thread died. It was quite fun.[/sup]

You mined my house!

 

[hopeneverdies]

In my defense, your house was on my mines.

Your dog brutally murders the only mailman within 200 miles

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, no news is good news.
You found out the secret of life.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the mailman was wearing a meat suit. it wasn't that hard...42.

You let an alien out of the lab!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense the mailman was lining his pockets with stolen stake.
In My Defense my pitchman career was just starting, needed to get rid of the veterans.
You ruined my movie going experience!

EDIT: Did 3 people just get ninja'd in the same minute?

 

[hopeneverdies]

In my defense, Nintendo started it

You ninjad me

 

[hopeneverdies]

In my defense, population control is necessary

YOu made everyone go blind

 

[hopeneverdies]

In my defence my ancestors weren't well liked and those leprechauns never leave me alone.

You bring back the Black Plague

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I felt that Swine Flu was lonely.
You carry a live turtle with you everywhere.

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i like turtles. what's wrong with that?

you robbed a movie theater of all it's movies!

 

[hopeneverdies]

In my defense, some are going to the ET video game pit

You harpoon your neighbor