In My Defense...

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In my defense, the bear needed a vacation and a hotel room.

You broke my hdtv.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was broadcasting subliminal messages. You should thank me. Unless you like helping orphans.

You replaced a deck of cards with razor blades!

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, Shawn totally had it coming. Stupid Shawn.

You poisoned the local water supply with asbestos!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, someone said the cafeteria food was 'fiery hot'...I was just trying to help.

You ripped off a man's skin!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i hate children. everything else described i do on a daily basis

You made a long-winded description of a crime i committed!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was fun to rant.

You shipped your own son off to China, where he'll be forced to work in a sweatshop for the rest of his days! And didn't mail mine!

 

[MasterStratus]

In my defense, cardboard shipping boxes are expensive.

You ate your neighbor's cat.
You sick bastard.

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i running low on food and my neighbor is a prick. so he deserved what was coming to him.

you got your just desserts!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I earned it! Killing people all day long to get ingredients is a pain!

You didn't stop when told to!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense you told me to stop when i just finished doing whatever it was you were trying to stop me from doing.

you robbed a nuke

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense i wanted to nuke them before neon nuked then all

you revived darth vader

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed another henchman.

You got rid of the bounty hunter!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense he left on his own when i said there was no bounty

you got killed by the innocent bystanders!

Spoiler

which is hard probably on the edge of impossible

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wanted to assume a spirit form and haunt their homes for eternity.
[sup]And yeah...hasn't stopped them from trying, though...[/sup]

You foiled a plan five years in the making!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I wanted to assume a spirit form and haunt their homes for eternity.
[sup]And yeah...hasn't stopped them from trying, though...[/sup]

You foiled a plan five years in the making!

In my defense, it wasn't that good. I did you a favor
You watched a turtle hump a shoe.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was on AoTS. I wasn't going to turn it off.

You didn't reload my rifle!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i couldn't because i ate the remaining bullets

You went batshit bonkers when you found out that your girlfriend is having a baby... that isn't yours!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was because I like knowing what flavor to expect.

You didn't research your paper!