In My Defense...

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i thought he was moby dick. i was like "how'd moby dick get on land?" then i killed him. R.I.P Captain Ahab

your ceiling fan fell on you!

 

[hopeneverdies]

In my defense, the gimp in the attic was jumping up and down

You play a rock guitar solo on the desecrated corpse of god (Yeah I'm running out of ideas)

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, his guts made some wonderful strings. What was I supposed to do with em?
[sup]You'll get more as you get more tired.[/sup]

You didn't do the sacred dance of the elves after shooting a dove!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I was shooting an CD cover.
You are riding a dolphin, doing flips.

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense the dolphin was splashing, gettin everybody all wet

you jizzed in your pants!

 

[hopeneverdies]

In my defense that secretary was pretty hot

You fought the power

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, nobody else was doing it, and it's not good to leave them unopposed.

You sent the queen to Zimbabwe!

 

[hopeneverdies]

In my defense, Zimbabwe is an awesome name.

You build the Red Ring of Death Star

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i thought my xbox 360 needed to be seen from space

you're in the Red Ring of Death Star

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it looks fucking SWEET!

You didn't turn on your alarm!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I was fairly confident I wouldn't get robbed. (It's funny how we never use it.)

You caused a drought!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense all i did was yawn. it's not my fault my breath is so hot

You watch Transformers Animated?!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I wanted to know what I should have expected when I saw Transformers 2.

You created Scrabble!
[sup]Don't even try defending yourself on this one[/sup]

 

[The_Chief]

In my defense...uhhh UHHH *puts gun to head* BOOM

you made me shoot myself

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense it not my fault you made Scrabble

You suffer from insomnia!

 

[The_Chief]

In my defense you seem to too
[sup]hey new guy.[/sup]

YOU TOUCHED MY MOTHER!

 

[KenzS]

In my defense it was almost platonic.....almost...

You hit a screen door

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense i was sleep walking

you stole my candy bar! now im gunna starve

 

[Dramatic Flare]

In my defense, i was going to starve until I stole it.

You've killed the best writer in the world!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he was starting to suck.

You worshiped Satan in a Catholic church!