In My Defense...

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense it was generating propaganda against my army of ducks

you put a nuke in my fridge!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense i wanted to check my theory about cold fusion

you made killer robots!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense i wanted to re-enact the itchy and scratchyland sequence from the simpsons.

you hid a hornets nest in my cupboard!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense both the hornets and your cupboard were bugging me. *Ba Dum Tsch*

You stole my dog!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed some fresh meat...I mean, I was playing fetch, and it chose me!

You fell into a pit that was clearly marked!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I was blindfolded.
You swung a dead cat.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they make good bludgeons.

You left your chainsaw running.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense the noise keeps away the other murderers.

You like Adam Sandler movies!

 

[LilGherkin]

EDIT: Sorry, double post.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they are mindless comedy.

You triggered a failsafe mechanism in your Dad's underwear!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense it just makes him fart.

You sold your soul!

 

[The_Chief]

in my deffense,i was 5 bucks short for chinese food

you stole my chinese food!

 

[FastFoot92]

In my defense i am chinse so it was my food

Me so siamse if you please!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense...what disney movie is that from again?

you got sucked into a video game!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense World Of Warcraft always had an appeal real life couldn't fulfill, picture perfect women that could want me.

You joined a gang!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I only "joined" because I made it.

You got a horrible tattoo!

 

[hopeneverdies]

In my defense, they promised it would look the Pony badge

You were eaten by a Grue

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was part of a plan. To kill it from inside.

You tried too hard to maintain an image!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense the images I was trying to maintain was prettier than the one underneath.

You almost let this thread die!