In My Defense...

[YuheJi]

In my defense, I would never succeed.

You ate a kitten.

 

[The Hairminator]

In my defense, it was a mutual decision.

You stole a blind mans shoes.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, I needed some new shoes more than he did.

You went back in time and assassinated Archduke Ferdinand.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense he did oppress Serbia, and WWI needed to happen.

You ninja'd my post!

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, it was accidental, and happens all the time.

You created a rape simulator.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense i was on acid at the time

you kicked chuck norris in the balls!!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I was out to prove he wasn't impervious to pain.

You killed your boss!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he was being a real dick. And he pulled a stick on me.

You challenged a weakling!

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, I can challenge whomever I want.

You nuked the whales!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I didn't nuke everything else.

You gave a false prophecy!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense im only a messenger. i deliver, not predict.

You're listening to your ipod!

 

[Asciotes]

In my defense, It has Red Hot Chili Peppers on it ^.^

You ate a baby.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I thought he was the placenta.

You burned me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were playing with matches around my grill.
My territory. Grrr.

You sold my brother into slavery!

 

[hopeneverdies]

So, he always did what he was told anyway.

You extinguished the sun

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was really damn hot today.

You killed 80% of all life on the planet!

 

[hopeneverdies]

In my defense, I made mosquitoes go extinct, and whales, and stupid people. And psychic chimps.

You failed to fool Loki

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was only trying to make him look at my hands. Now I have his eyes. Hah.

You didn't make any sense!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i was sleeptalking, so it tends to happen

You're watching Pokemon?!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's that or Yu-gi-oh.

You got rid of football!