LockHeart New member Apr 9, 2009 2,141 0 0 Aug 5, 2009 #681 In my defence, it's shit. You nuked the whales!
IrrelevantTangent New member Oct 4, 2008 2,424 0 0 Aug 5, 2009 #682 In my defense, the second time's always the easiest. You dropped a baby out a four-story window!
messy New member Dec 3, 2008 2,057 0 0 Aug 5, 2009 #683 In my defence I'm an international pop star, I can do what I want You ate my dog!
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Aug 5, 2009 #684 In my defense, I was at a chinese restaurant. I didn't know what they were serving. You committed murder! Without me!
In my defense, I was at a chinese restaurant. I didn't know what they were serving. You committed murder! Without me!
world_of_dragons New member Mar 20, 2009 845 0 0 Aug 5, 2009 #685 hey fuck you! I called you and told you to be there at two and you weren't there! You shot a kid... In the face!
hey fuck you! I called you and told you to be there at two and you weren't there! You shot a kid... In the face!
LilGherkin New member Aug 15, 2008 1,993 0 0 Aug 5, 2009 #686 In My Defense Little Lamplight is a very annoying place. You didn't dispose of the body well enough!
Teh_Doomage New member Jan 11, 2009 936 0 0 Aug 5, 2009 #687 In My Defense, it was an overweight guy. You gave me a dull axe!
LockHeart New member Apr 9, 2009 2,141 0 0 Aug 5, 2009 #688 In my defence I'd just used it butcher a child. You spilt my drink!
LilGherkin New member Aug 15, 2008 1,993 0 0 Aug 5, 2009 #689 In My Defense it was Milk, and there's no use crying over it. You didn't watch your favorite show!
LockHeart New member Apr 9, 2009 2,141 0 0 Aug 5, 2009 #690 In my defence, I have no TV. You stole my TV!
LilGherkin New member Aug 15, 2008 1,993 0 0 Aug 5, 2009 #691 In My Defense the switch to Digital TV made it useless. You made a typo in an obituary for my beloved aunt.
In My Defense the switch to Digital TV made it useless. You made a typo in an obituary for my beloved aunt.
The_Chief New member Jun 3, 2008 2,637 0 0 Aug 5, 2009 #692 in my defense i was drunk. you stoled my bacon
LilGherkin New member Aug 15, 2008 1,993 0 0 Aug 6, 2009 #693 In My Defense you haven't been starving yourself for 5 days. You made a racist remark in front of the people the remark was targeting!
In My Defense you haven't been starving yourself for 5 days. You made a racist remark in front of the people the remark was targeting!
LockHeart New member Apr 9, 2009 2,141 0 0 Aug 6, 2009 #694 In my defence I... I... Oh God... You lived in a pineapple under the sea!
The_Chief New member Jun 3, 2008 2,637 0 0 Aug 6, 2009 #695 in my defense im spongebob squarepants nautical nonsense is something you wish
Pm0n3y An emaciated shadow Jul 29, 2009 6,344 0 0 Aug 6, 2009 #696 in my defense you should drop on the deck and flop like a fish you smashed my computer screen!
Sigel New member Jul 6, 2009 1,433 0 0 Aug 6, 2009 #697 In my defense, I didn't like your post. You slapped yourself in the face with a fish.
world_of_dragons New member Mar 20, 2009 845 0 0 Aug 6, 2009 #698 Hey, look I was half asleep and need to wake myself up And you gave me a bad fish!
hopeneverdies New member Oct 1, 2008 3,398 0 0 Aug 6, 2009 #699 In my defense, the good fish were giving me really sad eyes and you can't just kill them You left me in an exploding ship.
In my defense, the good fish were giving me really sad eyes and you can't just kill them You left me in an exploding ship.
Pm0n3y An emaciated shadow Jul 29, 2009 6,344 0 0 Aug 6, 2009 #700 in my defense i thought you said you didn't want to leave... Your'a FIRIN YAH LAZAH!!