In My Defense...

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense i was at a drunken midget convention and wanted a small time version of the battle of hastings.

i saw you enter the house of commons in london in a giant banana suit!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was just hired to entertain their kids.

You put up a giant poster of a cannibal barney in front of a bunch of toddlers.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense the children will learn to fear him and never watch his show, thus ending his televised reign of terror.

You sold your company an evil person!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense they gave me more money than I can ever imagine.
You created and unleashed a zombie virus.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, I did it FOR DA EMPRAH! and that's all the justification you need anyway.

You threw a molotov cocktail down your peacefully sleeping baby brother's throat.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he was going to attack me when he woke up.

You planned a really blatant troll attack.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I went undercover to flush them out for everyone else to take down, you just didn't get the memo.

You didn't tell people about the new office policy on putting a cover over all the TPS reports.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I didn't know I was supposed to.

You leaked sensitive information to the Russians!

 

[hopeneverdies]

In my defense, they said the KGB was like the CIA, who am I to argue with the CIA?

You thought you were the Fury

 

[fanklok]

in my defense RAAAGE! is close to fury

you killed the space pope

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense the Earth pope told me to.

You blew up the space station!

 

[The_Chief]

In my defense i was trying to blow up a meteor.

you killed scatman john!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i told him a million times I AINT NO FUCKIN SCATMAN!. So he deserved what was coming to him

you sent me a friend request on Xbox live!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I was taking pity on you because you had no others.

You denied my friend request!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense i thought u were a stalker

you stabed me

 

[Godavari]

In my defense, you were being an asshat.

You caused AIDS.

 

[akIceman]

In my defense, I was trying to get rid of sluty people.

You aren't wearing pants.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

In my defense I thought it was casual Friday.

You make racist stereotypes.

 

[world_of_dragons]

That's bull.... We all know Russians drink nothing but vodka and make bad Jew jokes.

You created those stupid tentacle monsters seen in various ecchi anime and hentai!

 

[Sigel]

That's bull.... We all know Russians drink nothing but vodka and make bad Jew jokes.

You created those stupid tentacle monsters seen in various ecchi anime and hentai!

In my defense, I am impotent and need an outlet.
You are covered in only blue M&M's.