In My Defense...

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, it was the only way to get rid of those mutated rats.

You killed Gary Gygax.

 

[Arni]

In my defense, he did not accept his most awesome ancestry!

You just used a Matrix move in D&D!

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, anything from the Matrix is awesome no matter what so I'M NOT LISTENING ANYMORE LA LA LA LA

You killed a child in an unprovoked attack.

 

[fanklok]

in my defense theres like 400 million more of them

you set

Spoiler: waco

http://www.serendipity.li/waco.html

on fire

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I made the news that day.
And it was funnnnn.

You blew up my tank!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense it was made out of wood and glue.

You stole my soul, and sold it!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was in need of some money.

You are completely ignorant!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I wasn't listening.

You shrunk all of my clothes!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was a great practical joke.

You faked a signature!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I really wanted to go on that field trip.

You got that field trip canceled!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were going to go to the bomb range. With live bombs.

You delayed all my favorite games!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense if I didn't delay them they wouldn't be your favorite.

You didn't give me the right food at the restaurant.

 

[fanklok]

in my defense i dont speak russian

you stole Barrack Obama's super power charged lapel pin (from one of the comics about him called president evil)

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense the Republicans we're going to steal it from him, I has had to beat them to it.

You robbed a bank!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed some cash, and nobody was willing to lend it to me, so...

You didn't rescue the president's daughter!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense she told me she didn't want to be rescued. i was just following orders

you didn't defuse the bomb in time!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I died trying... To not diffuse it.

You let the wanted man live and escape!

 

[world_of_dragons]

Why not? He gave me $1000

You invented yaoi!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I didn't know what it was!

You stopped the production of my tanks!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense field tests showed that no one could figure out how to pilot them.

You commandeered my car.