In My Defense...

[SebZero]

In my defense Satan only helped a little bit.

You evoked the power of Satan!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In my defense, he made a great deal, only cost me my soul.

you sit on a bird.

 

[SebZero]

In my defense I was trying to reverse hatch it.

You strangled a flamingo.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense a native told me they can go for long periods of time without air.

You made a wikipedia entry about you don't really deserve one!

 

[Kelethor]

In my defense, i did it so that when I google myself, something will come up.

You Took a poo on the Whale!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i did it so neonbob wouldn't nuke them

you're swinging on rafters!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense they're the only way out of this burning house.

You burnt my house down!

 

[dalek sec]

There was a spider in it!

You stole my guns!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I left you with your muscles.

You didn't tell me you were going to cancel our meeting.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense, the ex showed up and u had to immigrate.

you stole my bass guitar

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense you play it horribly

You blew up Rorschach!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he was going to restart the end of the world.

You ate my popcorn!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i was originally making corn for dinner

You went to the movies without me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you were busy, and I saw some high heels by the door, so...

You didn't pick your mom up from the airport!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In my defense, her plane crashed and killed her, so I thought I didn't need to go to the airport.

You smash your computer.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it had gotten a nasty virus that made it attack me.

You stabbed someone with a USB cable!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense he was standing in front of the plug-in.

You were caught masturbating!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In my defense, I left the door open.

You put a cd in the microwave.

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i was trying to get the scratches off of it

You should play nice with your sister!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, she is a real *****.

You lost the game for the team!