In My Defense...

[fanklok]

in my defense it looked like fun
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you didnt beam me up

 

[goldenjester]

in my defense, with all that blood on your shirt you looked expendable

you didn't give me a hug

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense you were dirty, and i like being clean

you ran way too fast!

 

[fanklok]

in my defense your too slow

you pissed off a bear

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense he was trying to take my "picanic basket"

You banged my mom!

 

[fanklok]

in my defense i was really really drunk and blindfolded

you started the fire

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense im an arsonist, i can't help it

You cast flare!

 

[fanklok]

in my defense i didnt know kobold were immune to it

you looted a wagon wheel

 

[baseracer]

In my defense, I spent all my money on Bullets and clothing.

You ran over somebody!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense, he shouldn't had been on the racetrack

You spontaneously combusted!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I said I'd rather be dead than be here with you.

You pestered me a lot!

 

[jackanderson]

In my defence, I was politely but firmly telling your pickle-thing to "stop moving it's giving me a headache!"

You are responsible for my infinate sadness!

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

In my defence it gives me endless joy.

You cut off and stole my leg!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

In my defense you said you wanted to get legless tonight

you broke my computer!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense your computer had a virus. a KILLER virus!

You timeshfted to another realm!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I always wanted to fight off the Nazis.

You ran a tank through the city!

 

[Jedamethis]

In My Defense, it was an Alien city

you ate someones face

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense the face looked like cake

You stabbed someone with your tail!

 

[dalek sec]

In my defense they were planning on taking it from me.

You shot that guy!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense he was dressed as a bear.

You killed that panda!