In My Defense...

[The_Chief]

I HAVE CAMOFLAUGE HAHAH!
[sup]what hurt?[/sup]

you sunk my battleship

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, you clustered your ships in a tiny little spot.
[sup]My last post's 'In my defense'.[/sup]

You fired the lasers!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense, jack is very hyper when he gets up.
[sup]ohh yeaaa[/sup]

you touched your mother

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, she wanted the hug.
[sup]*Sigh*[/sup]

You ate a jar of toenail clippings.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they are damn tasty.

You put horrible furry porn on my computer! What the flying monkey hell?

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I couldn't help but record you last night!

You spat in my direction!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you had a mild fire coming towards you.

You tied my shoelaces to a train!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, they needed something to link the engine.

You raped a dog!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense he was just "howling" about how he never got any action. *Ba Dum Tsch*

You opened a portal to hell!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, Earth was Hell in every aspect except location.

You killed Bigfoot!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I was hunting the cavemen from those Gieco commercials at the same time.

You bid the wrong price on The Price Is Right.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, Bob Barker was my lucky charm.....

You burned my food!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was getting bitchy with me, and I needed to teach it a lesson.

You turned off my lights!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I was trying to make it taste bad.

You god-modded on an RP!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, HAZEANDHALO needed to die. Desperately.

You rolled a Bulbasaur!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the dice were rigged!
And bulbasaur fucking rules.

You forgot our secret meeting!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it was fucking SECRET!

You stole my soul!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was so shiny, and I couldn't resist.

You ate my pie!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I just wanted to spite you!

You are a dick!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's the way I rotate around a central point.

You left a kitten tied up in the middle of the road!