In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they looked really damned comfy.

You kept me up too late!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense you did to!

you sunk my battle ship!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I've done it to others, too. It's kind of a habit now.

You forgot the first rule of Fight Club!

 

[the Tadman]

In my defense, you just broke the first rule of the Club!

You posted more then me!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, that's not true.

you ate a cardboard box.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

In my defence it was buttered.

You shot the Sheriff!

 

[jaeger138]

In my defence, (I'm sure I saw this a few posts ago but I'll bite) I didn't shoot the deputy.

You don't need that hairpiece, you look handsome without it.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I like the hairpiece. It lets me mop up messes.

You ignored the rules of the internet!

 

[atv_chic_18]

In my defense, I did not ignore the main rules of the interwebs. Just the ones you created.

You didn't heed warning and ate the chicken quesadilla anyways.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was really hungry, and out of small children.

You forgot to turn off the iron, and burned down the house!

 

[jaeger138]

In my defence, you got a butt load of insurance money.

You didn't split the insurance with me!

 

[Souplex]

In my defense I enjoy money.

You beat metal slug 3 without a continue!? Seriously, how is that possible?

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I don't get sick or hurt, so it would have been a waste of cash.
In my defense, I've learned how to get incredibly intimate with machines. Don't ask.

You caused a conflict in Iraq!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense they caused a conflict in my stomach to start.

You threw your trash on the floor!

 

[jaeger138]

In my defence, I knew you'd clean it up for me *****!

You cheated at Monopoly abd still lost!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it could be eaten by your dogs.
In my defense, I played to lose.

You put a dead cow in my pillow!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense the dead cow was yours too.

You own a bad computer!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was all I could afford after the gene therapy.

You are younger than me!

 

[Souplex]

In my defense I plan on outliving you.

You failed to inform me of how soul crushingly depressing the DMV is!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense they crush your soul so much they make you never tell others.

You stole my identity!