In My Defense...

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, you were too busy making Firefly quotes to notice.

You threw my cat against a wall!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, he totally deserved it, the snotty lil sh*t.
You make love to a Frenchman.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Hey! I am a Frenchman!

Your Mother was a Hamster!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense it's because i am a hamster. duh.

you didn't make to the bathroom in time to take a piss!

 

[Ochidi]

In my defense, the Port-a-Potty was being rolled down a hill.

You sank Atlantis!

 

[effilctar]

In my defense, they were building WMD's /George Bush frame of mind

You killed my cat¬

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, your cat killed my cat.

You ate my cookie!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, your cookie ate my cookie.

You shot my elephant!

 

[dalek sec]

In my defense it was a new type of cylon!

You broke my bed!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, you sleep too much!

You used my napkin!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I had mustard all over my face.
You eat the moon pie of doom. DOOM!!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the moon pie of tastiness was gone, and I was hungry!

You stole my ketchup packets!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i needed them for my french fries and you were hogging all of them for yourself.

You knew what Willis was talking 'bout!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, I was curious, so I asked him.

You broke my LCD screen!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you asked me to for insurance purposes.

you defiled a spiritual monument.

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, it was honoring Hitler.

You scarred my face!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i have a complex, and i want everyone to look like me. now hold this sword.

you set fire to all my colouring pencils.

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, I am ridding the world of your bad art.

You crashed a model plane through my window!

 

[NeoAC]

In my defense, it was the only way to fly a model Zero.

You killed Mr. Boddy in the Billiard Room with the Lead Pipe!

 

[SimpleChimp]

In my defense, if i didn't do it i would have to play clue. And i hate that game.

You tried to eat an entire HORSE?