In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I hadn't eaten all day. I was hungry!

You weren't online with me!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I was cheating on you with a giraffe.
You like to dress up in cute frilly gowns and dress up your dog in matching apparel.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I get paid to do so. The old man is weird as hell, but I make a good amount of cash every day.

You shot my bank manager!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, his rates were criminal.

You kicked my pony!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, The World looks better capitalised. world without a capital looks untidy.

You...killed Kamina!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I had to for the sake of my sanity,
You ate veal in front of a cow, you sick puppy.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it made the veal taste so much more delicious.

You overcooked my noodles!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I told you that I was a bad cook who could burn water.
You fight an epic battle against numerous forces, you bad ass mutherfooker.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I am one incredibly epic guy.

You changed my water into orange juice!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I am Jesus and it was too early in the morning for wine.
You dress as a hobo for loose change.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I need the money!
Body bags are costly!

You stole my dog and kicked it over a fence!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, your dog was fooking annoying and needed to shut the hell up.
You stole the cake, the silverware, the tea, the table linen, and the biscuits.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed a tasty treat, silver to be melted down and cast into bullets, and some hockey pucks.

You took my salt away!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, I needed to destroy a mutant snail. You know how it is.

Yoo mispeld evrythyng!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, you would not pass to me, you salt hog.
You secretly like sparkly vampires, you know which one I am talking about.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I had to pretend for so long that it happened...BRAINWASH ME! PLEASE!

You hypnotized a small child to make him think he was a chipmunk.

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I thought it would be funny, and it is. It so is. "Evil laugh" Child abuse has a whole new level now.

You stay in bed all day, and your bed is made of cheese.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the cheese kinda melts when I'm in it, and it's nice and comfy.

You stole every other sock I have!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I have a weird form of OCD.
You glue feathers all over your body.