In My Defense...

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, I am pop-culturally retarded.

You forced me to read a ton of books!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, they were all Terry Pratchett. Be grateful

You unleashed the beast!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, he wasn't housebroken.

You stopped it from snowing!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was snowed in.
That's no fun.

You crashed your car into my TV!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, You are now freed from the hypnotizing grip of reality television!

You popped my volleyball!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you weren't playing it right!

You broke the net!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, we don't really need it.

You broke the internets!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's not my fault I'm so awesome.

You lost my lucky coin!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, it's clearly not that lucky.

You broke my heart *sniff*

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I had to. There was a bullet inside it.

You didn't stop the runaway train!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, I was trapped inside.

You didn't help me out!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was busy with another person.

You didn't look at my new topic!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, you didn't look at my topics either.

You left the iron on!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, I just like to spite Greenpeace

You made soup from a spider! (I'm feeling random)

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, said spider is known to be a rare delicacy

You lost my wristwatch!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the damn thing is invisible!

You were barely here today!

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

In my defence, I had a driving theory test (Its the truth I swear!)

EDIT: CRAP! I forgot... uh... YOU ATE MISTER SNUGGLES!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he was snuggling too much.
I get bitey when I'm snuggled too much.

You stole my pizza!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i was hungry and you said that you weren't gonna even eat it.

you stole all of the earth's resources!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I needed to take a really long shower.
You drew a card from the Deck of Many Things."cue scary music"