In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the ***** knocked down my home in the last hurricane!

You popped my bubble!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, I needed the air to breathe.

You lost my hamster!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's a damned small thing!

You stole a nun's clothes!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, I was filling in for Whoopi.

You impersonated a doctor!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was just the plastic surgeon, and he was having a porn star special day.
What would you have done?

You locked the bathroom and then left!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, nobody else should be forced to smell what I smelled in there.

You locked me in the closet!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, you really need to find a way out of it.
You kicked a puppy!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, it bit my leg.

You killed a puppy!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was humping my leg. I don't tolerate that.

You didn't earn your paycheck!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, I missed a few days of work.

You hacked my bank account!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said if I didn't, you'd lose all your money.

You doubted the powah of the LAWD!

 

[Datalord]

In my defense, Big brother said the LAWD's power was doubtful

You asploded a watermelon in a large crowd

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, people were gathering all around it.
How could I resist?

You tried to take over the world with a marsmallow!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, you had so many inviting bookmarks.

You just shoot yourself out of a canon!

 

[Ochidi]

I couldn't pay for airfare.

You stole my beach ball!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, I needed something to "accidentally" kick over to the hot girls so I can go near the to "get my ball" and bend over to "pick up my ball" and accidental "slip" and "unfortunately" land on one of them.

You sent ninja's to kill me!

 

[NeoAC]

In my defense, you sent pirates to kidnap me.

You robbed Brad Hawpe of a home run!

 

[Ochidi]

I thought somebody else should get it.

You broke into my house!

 

[NeoAC]

In my defense, I just really wanted your stuff.

You have a mullet!