In My Defense...

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i like to be a contradiction

you have a southern accent!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In mah defence, it seemed layke the right thing to do.
[sub]typing accents is hard[/sub]

You bullied a midgit!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, he was singing a Willy Wonka song which I hate.
You stole a pair of pandas.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, they make great slippers.

You robbed from the poor and gave to the rich!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the poor would have just spent it on booze.

You questioned my morality!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, Chaotic really doesn't suit you.

You snargled my Warkwaller!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you blarled my Inflewvian!

You didn't pay me online!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, I thought you were free.

You busted my arch-enemy out of prison!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you were bored. That was never a problem when he was out.

You kept me from class!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, it was a suicide class.

You burned down my house!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I thought it was too cold in there.

You abused a clown!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, I'd just finished reading 'It'.

You defecated into a watermelon!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I hate that child, and I want his birthday to suck.

You called the cops on me!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, I thought they were strippograms!

You murdered the Companion Cube!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was either it or me.
Wouldn't you rather have me?

You weren't creeped out!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

No. Why should I be? Purr...

Your post count is stupidly high!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I have no life at all, and I spend tons of time in these games...

You were unaware of a meteor!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, The Escapist is so addictive!

You broke the laws of physics!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense someone told me the laws were meant to be broken.
[sup]Good to see this game survived the three days I didn't have internet[/sup]

You made it rain!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, I thought it was a beer dance I was doing.

You killed Zeus!