In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, we wanted to see if you could move without it.

You threw a frisbee into a restricted access area!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, I hate that area. And it was an explosive frisbee.

You euthanised a ewe!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, it was better than being slaughtered.

You started a fire at the barn!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, they said they wanted the barndance to heat up.

You crazy man! You crazy!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, being crazy is fun.

You killed a joke!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, It was dying anyway.

You threw paint on my house!

 

[Ochidi]

I REALLY needed a paint job.

You stole my lunch money, bully!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Only so I could buy Psychonauts! Isn't that better than stupid old eating?

You kicked my sandcastle down!

 

[figment of mind]

In my defence it posed a threat to my sand kingdom.

You usurped and killed the king of my sand kingdom!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, it was what the sand peasants wanted.

You became a tyranical ruler!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, your whining led me to do it.

You started the War of 1812!

 

[figment of mind]

In my defence it was the only job open to me at the time.

You put us in an endless time loop!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, the TARDIS is hard to control.

You partied tike it's 1999!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, 2009 was already taken.

You jumped on my bed.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

It was just a celebration of 1000POSTSWOO!!

Anyway.

You caused the millenium bug!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, I was being paid to.
[sup] As you can see, creativity starts to run low when you're trying to rack up posts. [/sup]

You threw a kite in my tree!

 

[figment of mind]

In my defence I blamed Ted, that counts for something right?

You labeled me as the Emo Eskimo!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, it was actually a compliment. I like eskimos.

You threw a paperweight at me!

 

[figment of mind]

In my defence it needed to be thrown. At you. Specifically your head.

You put jelly on my hamburger!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

What? You don't like jellyburgers?

You put mayo on my burger!