In My Defense...

[figment of mind]

In my defence I needed vengeance for my jellied burger.

You killed one of the voices in my head!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, It was telling you to do bad things.

You hurt my feelings!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, they should toughen up now.

You killed catduck!

 

[figment of mind]

In my defence it being there really freaked my voices out.

You replaced the tires of my car with cats!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, they work better now.

You killed my maids!

 

[figment of mind]

In my defence the maids were actually demonic robots sent to kill you.

You stole my body!

 

[Ochidi]

In my defense, it was overused

You stole my name!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

What? no-one will miss it.

You usurped my position!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, you asked for it!

You popped my balloon!

 

[figment of mind]

In my defence it convinced me to kill old man jenkins.

Curiosity didn't kill the cat, YOU DID!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, I was curious

You lit me on fire!

 

[figment of mind]

In my defence you double-dog-dared me to.

You kicked the bucket!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, arson is fun!

You arrested me!

 

[Captain Pancake]

In my defence, I had Chlamydia of the brain...

You drank my coke!

 

[figment of mind]

In my defence it demanded that i do it or else!

You trapped me in an endless loop of conversation!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defense, in my defence, in my defence, in my defence...

You made fun of me for being French!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, Have you seen a French person?

You killed my hamster!

 

[figment of mind]

In my defence it was the only way to get out of the conversation loop.

You killed Rock'n'roll!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, It was dying

You littered!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, that may become an important archaeological find someday.

You picked your nose. Eew!